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The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'
'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, cloud, clouds, cloud storage, storage, technology, computer, computers, data, information, personal information, storing, file, files, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, filing, system, systems, computing, nicer, better, server, servers, data storage, digital data, hosting, cloud computing, virtual infrastructure, modern life
Privatized Medicare: Insurance companies' acceptance of vouchers.
'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'
'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'
'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'
'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'
'Our family budget is a system of checks and bounces.'
"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"
Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...
"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."
"No, thanks - we're here to flush the media out of our systems."
Tags:break, breaks, media, mainstream media, biased media, bias, biased, msm, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, system, systems
"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
'Good news!...I've set up a generous profit sharing plan for all of you.'
'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'
'There are some ethical roadblocks, so do we use our Greedy Positioning System or our moral compass to find a detour?'
"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."
'You have failed on all counts...'
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A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.