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'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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Privatized Medicare: Insurance companies' acceptance of vouchers.
'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'
'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'
'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
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'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'
'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'
'Our family budget is a system of checks and bounces.'
Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...
"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."
"No, thanks - we're here to flush the media out of our systems."
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"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
'Good news!...I've set up a generous profit sharing plan for all of you.'
'Worthwhile ideas generated in long meetings.'
'There are some ethical roadblocks, so do we use our Greedy Positioning System or our moral compass to find a detour?'
"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."
"...Now all we need is a product!"
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.
Tax Accountant: More that 4521 Loopholes Transacted.
Lots of 'systems chappies'.
'Oi! There's a pecking order around here, you know.'