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"You keep him busy while I go for help."
T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"
Pet T-Rex Mood issue.
T-Rex was horrible at tennis, but his opponents still let him win.
If T-Rex had modern technology!
T-Rex meets T-rump
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"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."
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'You're absolutely sure your new purse has to be made of t-rex hide.'
'Oh, of all the luck!'
'I'd like to have children someday, but only after I've established a career!'
'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'
Another Rugby Star is Born.
'Wow, great idea! Get rid of the big bad t-rex, so the humans can take over. So, how's that been working out for you?'
'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
'Yech! I think that new software gave me a virus!'
'Was this the first creature that walked on two legs? If so, perhaps this is what people evolved from.'
'One primeval soup, sir.'
'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'
'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'
'Oh, we've had him for ages.'
Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex
'Definitely, your wife is a great bait.'
'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'
'Once again, this is no job for Cowardman.'