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"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."
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"Trust me, they get a lot more forgetful when it comes time to pay their tab."
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Man puts no credit sign in window as crackpot carrying the world ends tomorrow sign passes
'All in favor of concluding this REALLY LONG lunch meeting say 'I'll pick up the check.''
'Hold on there, Mr. Webster. 1677 isn't prime - it's divisible by 43.'
'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'
"15 bucks a piece should cover it, gentlemen."
"You want to run a tab?"
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"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
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(Singing) 'Doctor, what's wrong with me?' 'Staff in-fec-tion.'
"Put it on my tab."
'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'
'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'
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"It says I need to close a tab."
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
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"Even if you and your friends do drink to each other's health, you can't use your bar tab for a medical expense."
"I should have paid more attention in math class."
"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"
'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'
"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"
The Life of Wii
This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.
"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"