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Table Setting, 2019
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"Should we start without him?"
"What did I tell you about your elbows on the table?"
"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."
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Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"
"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"
"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"
This problem began in the 1950's...
Italian Pasta Moms...
"What did I tell you about chewing your food? Now stop that, and swallow it whole!"
'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'
"I should have ordered a salad."
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"...Your burrito is getting away."
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Newton discovers gravy
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'
'Are you going to eat that last flake?'
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'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?'
'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'
"You should try taking smaller bites!"
"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."
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1720: Newton discovers gravy
Man eats huge sandwich.
'Don't chew your food.'