Table For Two Cartoons and Comics

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

'This is a table for two.'

When woodworms eat out.

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

"Two?"

"Table for two and a half?"

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"

'Yes sir. That's Dr. Jekyll, table for two.'

"Table for two, please."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Under the table for two?"

'Irony or non-irony?'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

'Your table for two,sir.'

'Once again, there is no such thing as a free meal'

"Give us your best table for four."

"Good evening, sir. Table for two?"