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"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"
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'You must close your eyes during grace.'
'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'
Zombie table manners.
'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'
"What did I tell you about chewing your food? Now stop that, and swallow it whole!"
'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'
"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."
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'Yo, Vince- you got some on yer face.'
'No saucer again! What do they take me for - a mug?'
'If someone's talking and you need the butter or somethin', do you reach for it or interrupt them to pass it to you?'
"You're embarrassing yourself again Edward. If you want a bigger wine glass, just ask the waiter."
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'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'
How to eat while reading.
Cull people who eat with their mouth open.
'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'
'Well I think you can be a carnivore and still have some table manners.'
'Ye Gods woman! I'm a Viking! I'm supposed to leave rings on the table!'
'Must you always eat as if there's no tomorrow?'
'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'
Grace under pressure
'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'
'This is the last time I'm having supper with you lot.'
'Hey! We're pine beetles. Ed! I get it!. . . Could you stop chewing with your mouth open?'
'Most people use the thongs.'