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"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
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"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."
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'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'
'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).
Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.
'I didn't say your meal wouldn't contain fat. I said the fat would be free.'
'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'
'Choose your own waiter' at a restaurant.
Fish squirts man who chose it as his meal.
"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"
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'My name is Flint, and I'm your waiter tonight, and I don't suffer fools gladly.'
'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'
'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'
'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'
'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'
'Would you like a balloon with that?'
'I'd recommend the 'businessman's special', it's down 3/8's today...'
'Really, Graham! Sometimes you are such an embarrasment!'
'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'
'And the soup du jour is crab.'
'We must improve our level of service.'
'You'll love it here...they regurgitate the food right at your table.'
'That's our entry-level menu.'