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"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."
"Sometimes I wonder if English really is my native tongue."
Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."
'You'd think they'd like a lot of abrasive balls.'
'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'
Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.
'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'
"Welcome back to our continuous breaking news coverage! We've been told a live Bigfoot is inside this house! We expect the sasquatch to emerge any second now! You don't want to miss this! But first this commercial break."
"We've been following this breaking news for five hours! Police have received a call that Bigfoot is inside this house!"
"To bring you up to date...we're told a Bigfoot monster is in this house with a child inside! Hold it! The front door is opening!"
'Another poison pen e-mail...'