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"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
Tags:tailor, tailors, clothier, clothiers, suit maker, suit makers, suit, suits, menswear, fashion, men's fashion, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, invisible, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, phantom, phantoms, vampire, vampires, supernatural, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, no reflection, salesman, salesmen, shopping, clothes shopping, new suit, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, spooky, eerie
"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."
Tags:tailor, tailors, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, menswear, fashion, style, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, clothes, clothing, price, price tag, price tags, prices, priceless, trend, trends, trendy, personal appearance, power suit, power suits, salesman, salesmen, selling, value, expensive, cost, costs, money
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, pants, trousers, tailor, tailors, seamstress, seamstresses, pant rise, trouser rise, crotch seam, crotch seams, rise, rises, miscalculated, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, fit, clothing, clothes, fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, men's fashion, menswear
"I found your other shoulder pad."
Tags:suit, suits, suited, shoulder, shoulders, broad shoulders, shoulderpad, shoulder pad, shoulder pads, shoulder pads, lop, lopside, lopsided, tailor, tailoring, stuff, stuffing, bra stuffing, business, business like, business men, business man, businessmen, businessman, dress, dress code, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, fashion faux pas, faux pas, awkward, awkward moment, awkwardly, visual gag, cringe, sight gag
"It's very indoorsy."
"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."
"How soon do you need these?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions
"You seem like a bikini-briefs type. Frankly, I'm looking for boxer shorts."
'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, parrot, parrots, possum, possums, style, styles, styles, stylist, stylists, styled, so last year, trend, trends, trending, tailor, tailors, tailoring, tailored, mascot, mascots, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dress, dressing, fashion sense, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionista, suit, suits, jacket, jackets, outfit, outfits, outfitting, sell, selling, sells, pinstriped suit, pinstripes, separate, separately, extra, extras, useless, unhelpful, consumerism, shopping, shops, clothes, clothes shops, clothes shop, fitting, sales, sale, tailor, tailors
"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailoring, tailor shop, tailor shops, suit, suits, tailored suit, tailored suits, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, style, cuff, cuffs, handcuff, handcuffs, shirt cuff, shirt cuffs, mirror, mirrors, crime, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, court appearance, court appearances, trial, trials, court, courts, case, cases, courtroom, courtroom, personal appearance, measure, measuring, rich, wealthy, one percent, 1%, businessman, business men, hide, cover, men, man, customer, customers
Wolf in a men's clothing store buying a sheepskin outfit
Tags:animal, animals, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, shop, shops, store, stores, menswear, men's fashion, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, men's clothing, new clothes, new clothing, shopping, clothes shopping, sheepskin, wolf in sheep's clothing, outfit, outfits, bible, biblical, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, religion, religious, sermon, sermons, aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, literature, story, stories
"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."
Tags:fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, flexible, yom kippur, holy day, holy days, religious holiday, religious holidays, religious, religion, judaism, jewish, shiksa, gentile, gentiles, woman, women, date, dates, dating, non-jewish
Birthday Suit Alterations
This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.
"Well...it is real camel..."
"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."
Tags:medieval, history, historical, armour, armor, knight, knights, suit of armour, suit of armor, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, salesman, salesmen, fashion, menswear, men's fashions, clothing, clothes, men's clothes, men's clothing, used, second-hand, torture, rack, racks, off the rack, on the rack, wordplay, word play, play on words
'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'
"True. But what it says about him is something I've known for years."
Tags:mirror, mirrors, tailor, tailors, tailoring, suit, suits, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, statement, statements, statement outfit, statement outfits, make a statement, makes a statement, making a statement, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, double breasted suit, double breasted suits, buying clothes, retailer, retailers, aware, awareness, buying clothes, clothes shopping, clothing shopping
"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
Tags:tailor, tailors, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, clothes, clothes size, dress size, dress sizes, clothes sizes, therapist, therapists, therapy, delusion, delusions, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
A woman needlepoints a barcode.
"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."
Tags:second world war, world war ii, censorship, censorships, censor, censors, tailor, tailors, propaganda, war office, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, clothing shop, clothing shops, fashion, fashions, suit jacket, suit jackets, blazer, blazers, war propaganda, propagandist, propagandists
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
'Do you have them with button-down collars? They're for a working breakfast.'