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"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
Tags:tailor, tailors, clothier, clothiers, suit maker, suit makers, suit, suits, menswear, fashion, men's fashion, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, invisible, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, phantom, phantoms, vampire, vampires, supernatural, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, no reflection, salesman, salesmen, shopping, clothes shopping, new suit, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, spooky, eerie
"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."
Tags:suit, suits, nice suit, nice suits, expensive suit, expensive suits, tailor, tailors, suit shop, suit shops, suit store, suit stores, male identity, masculinity, masculine identity, masculinities, masculine, identity, identities, dominion, dominion over, rule, ruler, rules, supremacy, dominance
"So, are these tailored to any specific demographic?"
Tags:moses, ten commandments, ten, commandment, commandments, old testament, bible, bible story, biblical story, biblical stories, demographic, demographics, location, tailor, tailored, tailor made, tailor made service, tailor made services, technology, customer service, customer services, god, gods, question, questionnaire, questioning, query, geographical location
"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."
Tags:tailor, tailors, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, menswear, fashion, style, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, clothes, clothing, price, price tag, price tags, prices, priceless, trend, trends, trendy, personal appearance, power suit, power suits, salesman, salesmen, selling, value, expensive, cost, costs, money
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, pants, trousers, tailor, tailors, seamstress, seamstresses, pant rise, trouser rise, crotch seam, crotch seams, rise, rises, miscalculated, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, fit, clothing, clothes, fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, men's fashion, menswear
"I found your other shoulder pad."
Tags:suit, suits, suited, shoulder, shoulders, broad shoulders, shoulderpad, shoulder pad, shoulder pads, shoulder pads, lop, lopside, lopsided, tailor, tailoring, stuff, stuffing, bra stuffing, business, business like, business men, business man, businessmen, businessman, dress, dress code, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, fashion faux pas, faux pas, awkward, awkward moment, awkwardly, visual gag, cringe, sight gag
"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
"It's very indoorsy."
"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."
"How soon do you need these?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions
'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, parrot, parrots, possum, possums, style, styles, styles, stylist, stylists, styled, so last year, trend, trends, trending, tailor, tailors, tailoring, tailored, mascot, mascots, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dress, dressing, fashion sense, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionista, suit, suits, jacket, jackets, outfit, outfits, outfitting, sell, selling, sells, pinstriped suit, pinstripes, separate, separately, extra, extras, useless, unhelpful, consumerism, shopping, shops, clothes, clothes shops, clothes shop, fitting, sales, sale, tailor, tailors
"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailoring, tailor shop, tailor shops, suit, suits, tailored suit, tailored suits, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, style, cuff, cuffs, handcuff, handcuffs, shirt cuff, shirt cuffs, mirror, mirrors, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, court appearance, court appearances, trial, trials, court, courts, case, cases, courtroom, courtroom, personal appearance, measure, measuring, rich, wealthy, one percent, 1%, businessman, business men, hide, cover, men, man, customer, customers
Meet Santa's entourage
Wolf in a men's clothing store buying a sheepskin outfit
Tags:animal, animals, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, shop, shops, store, stores, menswear, men's fashion, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, men's clothing, new clothes, new clothing, shopping, clothes shopping, sheepskin, wolf in sheep's clothing, outfit, outfits, bible, biblical, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, religion, religious, sermon, sermons, aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, literature, story, stories
"You look great."
"I want to use our tax savings to buy a pair of boot-cut trousers."
"If only that waistline – but I'm a fine one to talk."
Tags:fitting rooms, fitting room, dress fitting, tailor, tailors, dressmaking, dressmakers, vintage dress, vintage dresses, vintage tailor, 1940s dressmaker, 1940s dress, 1940s petitcoat, weight, commenting on weight, overweight, waistline, nonexistant waistline, fine one to talk, cant talk, vintage, 1940s, 1940s fashion, fashion
Birthday Suit Alterations
"God is in the details."
"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."
Tags:fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, flexible, yom kippur, holy day, holy days, religious holiday, religious holidays, religious, religion, judaism, jewish, shiksa, gentile, gentiles, woman, women, date, dates, dating, non-jewish
"Do you have this in rubber?"
Tags:tailor, tailoring, suit, suits, suit fitting, bats, bat, superhero, superheroes, rubber, protective, protection, protective material, superhero suit, costume, costumes, superhero costume, latex, cape, capes, adjustments, adjusting, fabric, picky, choosy, fussy, new suit, new suits, clothes shopping, shopping, men's fashion, mens fashion, tough customer, tricky customer, hard to please
This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.
"Well...it is real camel..."
"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."
Tags:medieval, history, historical, armour, armor, knight, knights, suit of armour, suit of armor, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, salesman, salesmen, fashion, menswear, men's fashions, clothing, clothes, men's clothes, men's clothing, used, second-hand, rack, racks, off the rack, on the rack, wordplay, word play, play on words