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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
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"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pets as kids, fur baby, fur babies, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, pet parent, pet parents, chinese food, chinese take-out, chinese take-away, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, chinese delivery, food, people food, takeout, take-out, takeaway, take-away, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, save some, share, sharing, family, families, modern life, modern family
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
"It's Mother's Day, let us order the takeout."
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Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
'What's wrong with those fish?'
'What on earth are you doing?'
'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'
'Pizzas for eight.'
Parrot says: 'Pizzas for eight'.
'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'
Tags:food, foods, eat, eating, fry, fried, fried chicken, fried catfish, barbecue, bbq, barbeque, play on words, fast food, fast foods, unhealthy, bad, fatty, fats, salt, sugar, deep fry, deep fried, take away, take-away, low cuisine, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, drive through, drive-thru, drive thru, diet, dieting, ambush, ambushed, tempting, tempts
"Delivery? I thought you were going to get takeout poodle."
"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."
Colin was always rigorous in his preparations for the big matches
"Relax, I'm just here to deliver a pizza."
"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."
Tags:death, heaven, religion, religious, god, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery pizza, delivery pizzas, take-away, takeaway, take-out, takeout, food, meal, meals, deliveryman, deliverymen, pizza box, pizza boxes, pineapple, pineapple on pizza, pineapple pizza, hell, going to hell, hate, dislike, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy, hawaiian pizza
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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Sign Thrower accidentally murders passer by.
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'And will that be for here or to go?'
"Come to the dark side."