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"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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"Oh, is that today?"
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"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.
"An early impressionist..."
Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts
Tags:weather, snow, deep snow, winter, season, seasons, shovelling, shoveling, shovelling snow, shoveling snow, walkway, sidewalk, path, pathway, front walk, clearing snow, snow removal, removing snow, clothes, clothing, take off, remove, take-off, too hot, overheat, overheating, exercise, working up a sweat, exercising, chore, chores, housework, sweat, sweating, fashion, fitness, household chore, household chores, owning a home, home ownership, boxers, short, shorts, pants, underwear, underpants, winter clothes, winter clothing
"We have takeoff."
Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.
"Short conveyor belt runways."
COWS: A Vertical Takeoff Cow
Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.
"Could you please have a rummage down the back of your seats, as we seem to have mislaid the ignition keys."
'Mabel, it's the last call for you - they're about to take off!'
'George learned to come prepared for these long take-off delays.'
Astronauts wearing large helmets catering for Afro hair styles
Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'
Kid blowing bubble takes off.
"No, we're not taking off soon. We're not taking off at all. This is an airplane-themed restaurant."
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