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"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."
Incompetent to Stand Trial
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"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
Tags:food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
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'Instead of hunting tonight, why don't we call an insurance agent saying we want to buy a policy, and eat him when he arrives?'
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
"It's Mother's Day, let us order the takeout."
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'Pizzas for eight.'
'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'
Tags:little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, fairy tale, fairytale, fairytales, child's story, fairy tales, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, curds, whey, toppings, modernising, modernizing, frightening, modern retelling, along came a spider, eating, dining, take away, take out, delivery, takeout, takeouts, take outs, take-out, take-outs
The take-out drone
In and Out Martini
Tags:martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, takeaway, takeaways, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch-break, lunch-in and out martini breaks, takeout, takeouts, take-out, take-outs, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages, in and out martini, in and out martinis, cocktail bar, cocktail bars
'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'
"Delivery? I thought you were going to get takeout poodle."
"Can I get that to go?"
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"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."
Tags:death, heaven, religion, religious, god, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery pizza, delivery pizzas, take-away, takeaway, take-out, takeout, food, meal, meals, deliveryman, deliverymen, pizza box, pizza boxes, pineapple, pineapple on pizza, pineapple pizza, hell, going to hell, punishment, hate, dislike, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy, hawaiian pizza
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'
The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner
'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane
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