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"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
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'Man, I hate it whenever some big conglomerate comes along and decides to check us out!'
"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."
"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"
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Atilla the Hun's Business School
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Company take-over bid
Proctor & Gamble acquires Gillette.
'Problems, sir! Fillmond is attempting a hostile takeover of Martin's cubicle.'
' Murder?!..Thank goodness.For one awful moment there,I thought you said there'd been a merger ! '
"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"
'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'
"Well gentlemen, today we're going to swallow up this other company. Does everybody have salt and vinegar, white bread, wine and a set of cutlery?"
"Wow...That was one hell of an unfriendly takeover!"
'How are you at takeovers?'
'You must be Parsloe. There's been an unfriendly takeover while you were out.'
'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'
'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'
'Not guilty of bank robbery! Since a hostile takeover of a banks cash isn't against the law, you're free to go!'
'Yes, it's cream beef on toast. The school district has taken over the catering trucks.'
'You can't be CEO, I am!'
Worldwide Global International Bank: 'Hey, man, it's Bank of America! They want to merge with us!'
'This one is for the take-over battle with Erkin, Whalley and Tweedler...'