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'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
Take a puppy, leave a puppy
'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligator, alligators, golf buggy, golf buggies, steal, steals, stolen, take, taken, getaway, get away, getaway car, clean getaway, rocket science, let down, fail, failure, fails, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, thieves, thief, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Dog steals the throne.
"We'll take it."
Tags:real estate, apartments, take, buildings, psychology, insecurity, consumerism, shopping, urban life, under construction, real estate crunch, real estate crunches, housing shortage, housing shortages, housing, home shopping, home buyer, home buyers, desperate, desperation, letting officer, letting officers, real estate agent, real estate agents, mankoff
"What do you mean it's not mine?"
A man exits his house to a clapboard.
'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'
"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'
The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'
'What did you take away from the meeting?'
"That's our money! It never belonged to you. We're from the IRS and we'll do as we please."
Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'
Man milks a book.
'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'
Woman's Charity Box Is Marked 'Give', Business Man's Hat Is Marked 'Get'
Tags:charity, charities, charitable, giving, give, give generously, christmas, fundraiser, fundraising, fundraisers, volunteer, volunteers, profit, profiteer, profiteering, profits, business, big business, corporate, corporations, rat race, office drone, office drones, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, scrooge, tight, tight fisted, tight-fisted, all take, take, take and take, give and get, comment, critical, critique, class, class issues
'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'
My Philosophy take #74
Tags:film, filming, take, takes, movie, movies, making movies, drunk, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, heavy drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunken rant, drunken rants, rant, rants, boring drunk, bore, boring, philosophy, my philisophy, wisdom, peals, of wisdom, drunken wisdom, my approach to life, approach to life
''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'
It's customary to at least BUY something before you take all our pennies.
'I'm not like some girls who rush into marriage. I'm waiting for someone to ask me.'
"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."
Tags:business, take, credit, vain, self-centered, ego, egotistical, egomaniac, coworker, peer, colleague, subordinates, boss, not, leader, supervisor, chart, graph, profit, income, sales, revenue, up, growing, increasing, improve, improvement, success, successful, selfish, self-serving, self-absorbed, businessmen, men, male, professional, executive, people, manager
"So, this is what he meant when he said, 'we like to mix it up'."
Tags:business, mix, it, up, conflict, direct, communication, say, what, on, mind, upfront, up, front, communicate, boxing, ring, fighting, upset, mad, angry, management, resolution, resolve, coworker, peer, colleague, new, hire, surprised, worried, concerned, take, it, out, each, other, different, differing, opinion, thinking, idea, strategy, pov, point of view, businessmen, men, male, professional, executive, person, manager, humorous, outside the box, boxing, boxer, ring