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'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
"Et tu, Juan?"
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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
'What on earth are you doing?'
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
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"It's a pilot program."
"Delivery? I thought you were going to get takeout poodle."
"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."
"Relax, I'm just here to deliver a pizza."
Horse with fast-food nose bag.
The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner
Bob cheats on the true test of manhood.
'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'
'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'
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'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'
'Well, you'll be happy to know that it finally stopped snowing daddy...It's turned to rain...now it's sleeting, coating the roads with a nice, slick layer of ice a-a-and, back to snow. Woo-hoo!'
'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'
'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'
'I wanna order an extra-large cheese pizza with no peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni, burger, onion, anchovies . . .'
'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'
'I thought we ordered the double crust.'