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"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."
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'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'
"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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'Trade you seats?'
For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.
Take Off - Fly - Land.
Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts
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Tags:cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directions
Tags:shotgun, passenger side, passenger side seat, passenger seat, rocket, rockets, astronaut, astronauts, call shotgun, calling shotgun, called shotgun, drivers side, driver's side, driver's side seat, drivers side seat, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, space, outer space, space station, space stations, journey, journeys, rocket launch, launch, launching, take off, taking off, takes off, took off, trivial issues, trivial matters, small things, small issues, minuscule in scale, insignificant matter, insignificant matters, unimportant matter, unimportant matters, inconsequential matter, inconsequential matters, unimportant, inconsequential, minor issue, minor issue
Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"
'I told you this was a stupid design!'
'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'
Marcus suddenly had the realisation that he hadn't invented any brakes.
Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.
"Short conveyor belt runways."
"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"
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COWS: A Vertical Takeoff Cow
Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.
'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '
'Could you stay right there for a few minutes? I want to dry my hair.'
'Mabel, it's the last call for you - they're about to take off!'
'Serves him right... what a damn stupid place to play table tennis anyway!'