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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
"You need to learn how to take a backhand compliment."
"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."
"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
"I don't mind criticism if it isn't completely moronic."
"If I'm not being too bold, Chief - shut up."
'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'
"Dickie Wilson attacked my values."
"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"
The Masochists' Chatroom
"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone."
'That was an excellent sermon. He managed not to offend me.'
"Forget digression, imbecilio, chiasmus, isocolon, paradox, diacope, anaphora, metonymy, litotes - just take offence."