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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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'Instead of hunting tonight, why don't we call an insurance agent saying we want to buy a policy, and eat him when he arrives?'
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"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
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"Now we'd like to ask the audience to name an organ to remove."
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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
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"All that talk about recycling helping the environment, just means that I have to take out twice as many bags to the trash each evening!"
Wheel of Dinner
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'That's two doggie bags and one bucket of fries to go.'
'Pizzas for eight.'
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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'It's so unfair! Why do people always take out the good books?'
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'
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'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'
The take-out drone
'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'
'I thought you told me that you ordered a pizza'
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"Can I get that to go?"
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"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."
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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'
The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner