Take Overs Cartoons and Comics

Following the Cash Crop

'Did I say 'merger'? I meant 'acquisition'.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"We're not invading the planet. We bought it on eBay."

"What's your opinion about robots taking over everything?"

Atilla the Hun's Business School

'This merger isn't going to work!'

'Miss Fitch, I've forgotten. Which conglomerate now owns us?'

Management buy-out.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Proctor & Gamble acquires Gillette.

" 'Take over' is such a harsh term. We prefer corporate make over.' "

'Problems, sir! Fillmond is attempting a hostile takeover of Martin's cubicle.'

"They're taking over the whole planet -- Better hurry up and create anteaters."

"There's a rumour that we're going to merge again."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

Get me God, I want to make him an offer!

"Well gentlemen, today we're going to swallow up this other company. Does everybody have salt and vinegar, white bread, wine and a set of cutlery?"

'Not guilty of bank robbery! Since a hostile takeover of a banks cash isn't against the law, you're free to go!'

Makeover to take over

'I realize we need to find new leaders, but I wish it was by bloody coups!'