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Following the Cash Crop
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'Did I say 'merger'? I meant 'acquisition'.'
"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"
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'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'
"We're not invading the planet. We bought it on eBay."
"What's your opinion about robots taking over everything?"
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Atilla the Hun's Business School
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'This merger isn't going to work!'
'Miss Fitch, I've forgotten. Which conglomerate now owns us?'
'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'
Proctor & Gamble acquires Gillette.
" 'Take over' is such a harsh term. We prefer corporate make over.' "
'Problems, sir! Fillmond is attempting a hostile takeover of Martin's cubicle.'
"They're taking over the whole planet -- Better hurry up and create anteaters."
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"There's a rumour that we're going to merge again."
"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"
"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"
"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"
Get me God, I want to make him an offer!
"Well gentlemen, today we're going to swallow up this other company. Does everybody have salt and vinegar, white bread, wine and a set of cutlery?"
'Not guilty of bank robbery! Since a hostile takeover of a banks cash isn't against the law, you're free to go!'
Makeover to take over
'I realize we need to find new leaders, but I wish it was by bloody coups!'