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"Your father and I found you in the woods."
'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligator, alligators, golf buggy, golf buggies, steal, steals, stolen, take, taken, getaway, get away, getaway car, clean getaway, rocket science, let down, fail, failure, fails, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, thieves, thief, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Dog steals the throne.
"My flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."
"Where are all the strong and secure men at?" "Taken."
Tags:date, dates, dating, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, feminist, feminists, career, careers, women, females, success, successful, cliche, cliches, trophy wife, trophy wives, decent, safe, secure, taken, boyfriend, boyfriends, strong, well bought up, good upbringing, good upbringings, misogynist, misogynists, misogynistic
"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."
The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'
"Edgar, I'm talking to you! For goodness sake, has the cat got your tongue?"
'What did you take away from the meeting?'
US Mail Bag and Empty Scale are equal weight.
Tags:scale, scales, balance, balances, balanced, scale, scales, weigh, weighs, weighing, u.s. mail, us mail, mail bag, mail bags, letter, letters, post, post bag, post bags, empty, emptied, equal weight, equal weights, no post, no letters, steal, steals, stealing, stolen post, take, takes, taking, taken
"I'm sorry, sir. The hotcakes have been all snapped up."
'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'
Extreme Yard Sale
Tags:yard sale, yard sales, backyard sale, backyard sales, house, houses, garden, gardens, property, properties, sell, sells, selling, cheap, possession, possessions, extreme, extreme yard sale, extreme yard sales, gone, take, takes, taking, taken, everything, empty, empty handed, success, succesful, everything must go, sign, signs
"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"
Tags:manhattan purchase, manhattan, peter minuit, hot dogs, new amsterdam, new york, hot dog, hotdog, hotdogs, hot dogs, franchise, franchises, native american, native americans, colony, colonies, new world, colonisation, colonization, us history, american history, history, hudson bay, history, usa, us, land, indian removal, land grab, land grabs, dutch, money, trinkets, stolen, taken, legal, buy, bought
''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'
It's customary to at least BUY something before you take all our pennies.
Little Red Robbin' Hood.
Tags:wolf, wolves, police, policeman, policemen, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, theif, theives, stole, stolen, take, taken, wallet, walles, convertible, convertibles, rim, rims, gone, notepad, notepads, information, wheel, wheels, steal, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
The Great Bank Robbery.
'I wonder where my best suit is?'
'Please help yourselves to the salad bar, folks.'
"Call Audobon and my attorney!"
Tags:artist, artists, ornithologist, ornithologists, naturalist, naturalists, bird, birds, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, last word, last words, will, wills, last wish, last wishes, carry, carried, carries, carrying, taken, take, takes, taken away, giant bird, giant birds, lawsuit, lawsuits, discovery, discoveries, species, new species
"So what are you doing this weekend?"
'Couldn't you have taken the robe instead?'
"What is the future tense of 'I am giving'?"
'Sorry, this table is taken.'