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"Oh, is that today?"
"My career was on the launching pad."
A private jet takes off
'The good news is that we've left the gate. The bad news is that they figure we'll be able to watch Titanic one more time before takeoff.'
Take off went surprisingly well, but landing was going to be a bitch.
"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."
One witch acts as a ground crew for other witches who are taking off.
"We have takeoff."
Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.
"Short conveyor belt runways."
'Cool eh man. I got on board without a ticket, no passport and they didn't even take my 44 Magnum!'
'As the plane approaches the terminal, stand in front of it and wave these lights around.'
'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'
The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,