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"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."
"I swear, if Dickerson dumps on me one more time, I'm going right for the jugular!"
"I warned you not to argue with the captain."
"It's probably nothing but I saw him with your girlfriend last night."
"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"
"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."
"I was going to clean out my desk after being fired, but I said, 'What the hell!'..."