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Take a puppy, leave a puppy
'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'
'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'
The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'
'What did you take away from the meeting?'
'Listen, lady, we don't want JUST handfuls. Give us the whole bag.'
Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'
Man milks a book.
'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'
'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'
"And this is my boy, Chris – the gift that keeps on taking."
''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'
"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."
It's customary to at least BUY something before you take all our pennies.
'Oh, sure! When I was on top it was take, take, take!'
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'The economy is worse than we thought Now they've repossessed our backup center'
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'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'
'So what's your secret?'
'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'
'Please help yourselves to the salad bar, folks.'
"What is the future tense of 'I am giving'?"
'Good news, sir. I've hired a scapegoat.'
if there are actually any chairs, please take a seat.
'Here's the fiver you lent me two years ago. Keep it. After two years it's not worth changing my mind about you.'