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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
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"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
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"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."
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"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
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"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"
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"I don't mind criticism if it isn't completely moronic."
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"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."
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"If I'm not being too bold, Chief - shut up."
"Yes, It's me and no, I did not come in on little cat's feet."
"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"
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'What did you call us?!'
'$100 Larry? That's it?!'
The One-Step Program: 'Clinic for the Easily Offended.'
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
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"Best not to risk it, I might find the joke offensive."
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Two men at a bar: 'I tell you - the whole world has gone crazy!'
'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'
'That was an excellent sermon. He managed not to offend me.'
'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'
'Apparently it all kicked off when someone took offense at being defriended.'
"Who are you staring at!"
When Pole Vaulter's Argue