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Take Your Pills!
'Take two of these and twitter me in the morning'
'Two seconds. How long do you pretend you've swallowed a pill before spitting it out?'
"Don't chew them. They're supposed to hatch in your intestines."
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
'Gourk is more than a great placebo, it's also a very impressive pill!'
"All the ingredients are inactive."
'I'm not taking any more of those Tranquillizers. I'm being nice to people I don't even want to talk to!'