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The Blame Game 5 to 7
"If you're ever caught doing something wrong say you take full responsibility and announce you're checking in to rehab."
"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."
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"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"
"I call it The Blame Game."
'It's okay to make mistakes as long as you blame them on someone else.'
'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'
'Get me everything on why I'm not to blame...'
'Miss Simms, activate my deflector shield.'
'It's agreed, Members of the board will not take certain aspects of the annual report too personally.'
"Management can't avoid responsibility for poor client care...I want to tender my resignation!"
'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'
"My problem is, I can't tell the difference between claiming credit and taking responsibility."
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."
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'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'
Portuguese Mom of War
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It just wasn't fun anymore. He was getting too old for Youth Court.
'Today's seminar will focus on individual accountability in the workplace. I did not deliver the handouts to the printer on time, soe we won't be able to refer to them. it's not my fault.'
"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"
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"Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple."
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"I told you what would happen if we took responsibility for our own actions."
"That's your defense? -- if you hadn't robbed the bank, somebody else would have?"
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"Congratulations. You're being promoted from Scapegoat to Vice President of Culpability."