Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
Mail men love to play.
"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, cattle farm, cattle farms, farming, farmer, farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, milk, milking, milking time, milking times, workers right, workers rights, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, time off, taking time off, booking holiday, booking holidays, booking vacation, booking vacations, animal rights, aniaml rights activism, animal rights activists, vegan, vegans, veganism, labour rights, rights at work, worker's rights, worker's right, employee rights, employee's rights
'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'
'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'
'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'
'They sure know how to ruin someones summer!'
'What I want is a 50 cent an hour raise, a longer lunch break, weekends off...'
"You asked for more time off to spend with your family... How does 365 days a year sound?"
"I need a gap year."
Tags:entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, elementary school, student, students, gap year, gap years, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break, r&r, rest and relaxation, time off, take time off, taking time off, vacation, vacations, vacationing, college, college student, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety issue, anxiety issues, anxiety problem, anxiety problems, millennial, millennials
'By golly, Fenwick, we're going to just TAKE some time off!'
"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
Tags:paternity, paternity leave, leave, leaves, leaving, time off, take time off, takes time off, taking time off, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, pregnancy, pregnancies, infant, infants, infancy, baby, babies, back to work, go back to work, going back to work, lazy, laziness, parenting duty, parenting duties, parenting, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, loser, losers, husband, husbands, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off
'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'
"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."
Tags:vacation time, vacation day, vacation days, job offer, job offers, job interview, job interviews, job interviewing, weekend, weekends, time off, taking time off, take time off, vacation, vacations, paid leave, paid vacation, paid vacations, paid holiday, paid holiday time, holiday hours, unpaid leave, unpaid holiday, unpaid holidays, unpaid vacation, unpaid vacations
'If social networking can bring regime change in Egypt, why can't it put an end to school?'
"Bring me that report on absenteeism..."
'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'
'It'll be a working vacation... I'll be working on my tan in Bermuda. I'll call you from there.'
'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'
'I wish you'd plan your work here as meticulously as your vacations.'
'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'
'Mr. Dunleavy won't be in today... he says he couldn't get his mojo working.'
'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'
'The biggest effect of our working shorter hours is going from two to one martini.'
'Oh, we don't want to get away from it all... just crime in the streets, drugs, political corruption, medical bills, TV shows, government intruding into our private lives...'