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"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."
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"Pander to a lower common denominator."
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
Tags:actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, callback, callbacks, agent, agents, agency, agencies, manager, managers, talent agent, talent agents, talent agency, talent agencies, booking agent, booking agents, booking agency, booking agencies, competition, competitive, no chance, negative thinking, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, audition, auditions, auditioning
'I do great voice-overs.'
"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."
Tags:show business, show biz, talent agent, talent agents, talent agency, mozart, wolfgang amadeus mozart, classical music, classical musician, classical musicians, agent, agents, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, deal, deals, hardball, playing hardball, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity agent, musical prodigy, musical prodigies, entertainment industry, music industry
"And now I have a few trick questions."
"So, you were with original cast of Hair?"
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"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."
"Let me do the talking."
Tags:show business, vaudeville, vaudeville act, vaudeville acts, talk, talks, talking dog, talking dogs, talent agency, talent agencies, talent scout, talent scouts, dog, dogs, dog act, dog acts, canine, canines, dog trick, dog tricks, representative, representatives, representation, best foot forward
"I can..play the..Marx brothers."
"Transferring a call you... It's the triple threat that I told you about earlier."
"Your Jewish shtick didn't work, you don't come across as gay..can you be a minority?"
"You can't do infomercials until you've paid your dues by being a has-been first."
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"You're going to love her, Harry! She's heavenly."
"Unless you can prove their training was cruelty-free, you don't have a chance in this business."
"We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'"
"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"
"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."
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'That's it, one trick, that's all you can do?'
Tags:theatrical agent, theatrical agents, entertainer, entertainers, horse, horses, pony, ponies, talent agent, talent agents, talent agencies, talent agency, trick, tricks, one, magician, magicians, magic, show business, show biz, circus, circuses, hat, hats, wizard, wizards, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'So, did I get the job?'
"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."
'Listen - if I can survive Antarctica, I can survive Hollywood.'
"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"
THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'
'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'