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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."
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"A word to the wise - he's sick of 'La Bamba'."
"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."
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"I'm afraid you'll have to speak to my agent!"
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"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."
"Pander to a lower common denominator."
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
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'I do great voice-overs.'
'Look, Jake, I like you, but I can't be your best friend AND your agent.'
Hollywood Talent: 'Sorry, kid, but there's a dog in China who will bark 'Jingle bells' for a third what we pay you!'
Never Worked in This Town Again
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"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."
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"I made a big mistake early in my career when I ate my agent."
"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."
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'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'
"And now I have a few trick questions."
"Stop! He's my agent!"
"He killed in rehab."
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"I promised I'd be around long enough to reinvent and repackage each of you one more time, but the Big Talent Agent in the Sky seems to have other plans for me!"
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"So, you were with original cast of Hair?"
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"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."
"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."
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"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."
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"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."
Tags:sports agent, sports agents, sporting agent, sporting agents, talent agent, talent agents, talent scout, talent scouts, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, contract negotiation, contract negotiations, victory dance, victory dances, touchdown, touchdowns, bonus, bonuses, coach, coaches, manager, managers