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"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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"So you think you can cobble!"
Tags:cobble, cobbled, cobbling, cobbler, shoe, shoes, shoe maker, shoemaker, talent, talented, talents, talent show, talent shows, tv, tvs, television, show, shows, theater, theatre, stage, stages, old fashioned, craft, crafts, crafting, repair, repairing, visual gag, visual, sight gag, sight joke, visual joke
Other things trees do in the forest when nobody's there to hear:
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"Thus ends another evening of dancing on the edge of the volcano."
A cat rejects a dog performer's act.
"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."
'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
Tags:audition, auditions, auditioning, try out, tries out, trying out, tryouts, pet, pets, pet trick, pet tricks, animal trick, animal tricks, dumb, stupid, david letterman, late night talk show, talk show, talk shows, late night talk shows, booking agent, booking agents, booking, bookings, guest, guests, talk show guest, talk show guests, fifteen minutes of fame, 15 minutes of fame, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows
"I blame it on all those talent shows!"
'I don't know about the other judges, but I love what Paris Hilton and her accountant did with their Schedule C!'
Britain's Got Talent
Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.
(Flamingo Guitar) (Now, remember, I'm a bird!)
"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."
Tags:bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, book keeper, book keepers, book keeping, accountant, accountants, accountancy, number cruncher, number crunchers, number-cruncher, number-crunchers, talent show, talent shows, juggling, juggler, jugglers, juggle, juggles, juggling act, circus skill, circus skills
"All songbirds these days have no talent. They all just break sync."
'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'
X Factor + Y = Zzzzzzz.
Must I also sing and dance?
'I sure am glad we came up here to practice for the Talent Show.'
"I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!"
Tags:igor, monsters, monster, pop band, pop bands, pop group, pop groups, pop music, mary shelley, frankenstein, monster, scifi, horror, novels, books, films, gothic, horror story, mad scientist, mad scientists, simon cowell, talent show, talent shows, music industry, manufactured, band, bands, fame
Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.
Ventriloquism For Beginners
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Trump commissions song
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, border, borders, border wall, border walls, guard, guards, guarding, wall street, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, banker, bankers, banking, investment banker, investment bankers, xenophobia, protest singer, protest singers, commission, commissions, commissioning, buyout, buyouts, buy out, buys out, buying out, talent show, talent shows
Miss Train Wreck of Tomorrow
Tags:image, pretty, beautiful, looks, beauty, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, beauty contest, beauty contests, contestant, contestants, train wreck, train wrecks, mess, disaster, disasters, miss train wreck, winner, winners, award, awards, beauty awards, beauty award, talent, talents, talented, talent show, cynic, cynics, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism