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"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."
"Basketball star, huh? Tell me, what makes you think you're above the law?"
Large Man Gets out of Limousine.
'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'
Tall and Big Men's Bank
'Too bad we couldn't find a longer casket for good old Stretch,'
"In memory of Lofty Thomas."
Box reads - Grow an extra foot in a week! (man has foot coming out of his head).
"How can you tell when your feet smell bad?"
"Are we enjoying ourselves up there?"
"I've been discriminated against because of my height!" "PROVE IT!"
'Well, I am sure my doctor said I should go and see a shrink.'
'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'
'Harriet! I haven't seen you since we were kids. You remember my little brother Mitchell, don't you?'
Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.
'Can you recommend a vacation anywhere via an airline with plenty of legroom?'
Interviewing tall basketball team.
'You just grew three inches.'
'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'
'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'
'It's the Mr High and Mighty de nos jour.'
'Sorry, we're looking for a short order cook.'
'What? How can you say this game is bor-ring?!'
'Sorry, all I know is basketball.'
Mr Big Man's ShopMr Ugly Man's Shop.