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'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
Tags:napoleon complex, short, short man, short man syndrome, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, height, heights, tall, taller, tallness, self conscious, bitter, sight gag, visual gag, someday, compensate, compensating, compensation, compensates, compensated, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation
"Yes, it makes you look taller."
Tags:fashion, clothing, clothes, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, tall, taller, look taller, stool, stools, standing, vanity, ego, self-conscious, self-esteem, self-confidence, body image, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, faking it, height, height complex, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
Head Start Nursery.
Long and Short Term Investments.
'First, there will be no new taxes... or I'm not six feet tall.'
'Hey, who are you calling a Goddam fairy?.. I'm an elf!'
'Well, to be honest, I am a little surprised. You look so much taller on TV.'
Tall Tales and Short Stories.
'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'
'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'
'He can't dribble or shoot, but he's got a good head for the game.'
You must be as tall as this sign to jump down into the field and ruin the game.
'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'
'I hate it when he tries to prove he's taller than me.'
"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."
Tags:couples, older people, doctors advice, phone call, big tall man, shrinkage, medical problems, medical problem, superannuated, old age, old aged, old-age, old-aged, ageing process, aging process, taller, shrinking, geriatrics, geriatric medicine, technological advances, old-fashioned, old fashioned, obsolete, out of date
'I'm giving you a raise to five feet the inches.'
'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'
If we're getting taller and thinner, and you're getting shorter and fatter, as we get older, shouldn't you be getting younger?'
Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!
Tags:basketball, height, heights, adjust, adjusts, adjusting, adjustment, adjustments, increase, increases, increasing, tall, taller, amazing, pump, pumps, pumping, pumped, pumper, grow, grows, growing, grown, growth, change, changes, changing, changed, height adjustment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'How's your pilates class doing?'
'I'm flattered by your imitation, unless you just want to be taller than me.'
"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."
Billy strip: wanting to be taller.
"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."
Tags:baldo, photon, photons, mass, rest mass, physics, particle physics, physics, subatomic, subatomic particle, subatomic particles, education level, education levels, taller, height, over your head, over my head, out of your element, out of my element, smart sibling, smart siblings, smart sister, smart sisters