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Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
"That's so last summer."
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"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
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'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
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'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
Sunblock - A Novel
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"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
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"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
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'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!
1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays.
"Be patient. It's almost dead."
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'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'
A giveaway tan line...
'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'
'Did you just curdle?'
'I smell something burning.'
'Me and Verl are gonna get spray-on tans just in our beach cover-ups before goin' to Florida.'
'Harold, you forgot to wear sunscreen again didn't you?'