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Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."
"That's so last summer."
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"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
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Covid-19: The Summer Equalizer
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'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
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'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
Trump's tears washing away his fake tan
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Sunblock - A Novel
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"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
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"No, you said you'd bring lemon juice!"
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"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
Quarantine: The great equalizer
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'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
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"Did you pack the books?"
The Constantly Texting Tanner
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