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'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."
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Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
Tanning Machine on the beach
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Sun may cause cancer.
'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'
Sunblock - A Novel
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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
Death of a Suntan
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I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!
"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."
"Love them rays, Chief."
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'