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"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
"Oops – I think that was a tan line."
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Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."
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"You really need some sun."
Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."
The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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Covid-19: The Summer Equalizer
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A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.
'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."
Trump's tears washing away his fake tan
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'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'
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Vista Acres - A tanned community.
'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
Tanning Machine on the beach
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Sun may cause cancer.
'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'
Sunblock - A Novel
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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.