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"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'
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"This isn't tap water, is it?"
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"We'll have a bottle of your flattest water."
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"Regular or no-lead?"
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
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"And one more water."
Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'
'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'
'Water? Bottled, on tap or from the toilet?'
Free Ideas for Alternative Fuels
Tags:free, free idea, free ideas, idea, ideas, innovation, alternative, alternatives, fuel, fuels, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, gas, gasoline, petrol, going green, recycling, tap water, water, air, catalogue, catalogues, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, magazine, magazines, converter, converters, air pressure, obvious, steam engine, steam engines, good for the environment, environmentally friendly, eco, eco-friendly, environment, green, clean energy, renewable energy, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, green energy, energy, clean, global warming, climate change
"Tap water?! As if."
'I gotta have a drink of water but not that stuff! I heard on TV it may be full of toxic chemicals!'
'Tap water?! As if.'
'Call the race coordinator! They're not going for the tap water!'
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Homeopathy rip off
"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."
"I can remember when water was just wet."
'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'
Man drinking lots of water
'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'
'Tap or bottled?'
'How I loathe tap.'
'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'
Do you want original spring water or new and improved spring water?