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'I double-dog dare you.'
Tags:castle, castles, medieval, dare, dares, dared, daring, darer, darers, basketball, basketballs, basket ball, tar, oil, tars, oils, cauldron, cauldrons, soldier, soldiers, hoop, hoops, risk, risks, risking, risky, risked, hazard, hazards, hazardous, danger, dangers, dangerous, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'
'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'
"Objection! Tar and feathering the witness."
"I wish you hadn't gone to all the trouble just for me...REALLY!"
Self Serve Road Repair.
'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'
Tags:creativity, roadwork, roadworks, tar, tarmac, tarmacadam, paver, pavers, paver finisher, paver finishers, asphalt finishers, paving machines, asphalt finisher, paving machine, tars, tarring, road, roads, pothole, potholes, pot-hole, pot-holes, pot hole, pot holes, construction zone, construction zones
'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'
Welcome: Tar Sand Pipeline Resort
Welcome Home Congressman.
'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, castle, castles, mini golf, miniature golf, crazy golf, tar, tars, oil, oils, fire, fires, knight, knights, king, kings, defend, defends, defending, defended, protect, protects, protection, protections, protected, scare, scares, scaring, fright, frights, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.
Tags:mammoth, mammoths, prehistoric, tar, pit, sink, sinking, la, los angeles, la brea, alaska, america, usa, united states, fossil, fossils, hide, hiding, hider, hides, escape, escaping, cover up, covered up, lost, lose, gone, forever, mammal, mammals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
An awkward moment at Seaworld.
Tags:tartar, tar, sauce, sauces, whale, whales, killer, killers, fillet, fillets, awkward, awkwardness, worry, worried, seaworld, sea, aquarium, aquariums, impending, doom, flavour, flavouring, flavor, flavoring, scared, scary, scares, barrel, barrels, unhappy, sad, sadden, fish, fishes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Now, do we pluck, tar, and re-feather, or just go straight to tar?'
'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'
Politician has been tarred and feathered by his angry constituents.
Jurassic Country Club.
Tar and feathers for Hagel.
'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'
'Just when we thought things couldn't get worse, it started raining tarballs.'
''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'