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'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
"Love me some Earth!"
Tags:virus, viruses, virology, virologist, virologists, invade, invades, invading, invaded, invasion, invasions, earth, alien, aliens, alien invasion, target, targets, targeted, targeting, coronavirus, corona, covid-19, covid 19, pandemic, pandemics, take over, taking over, alien disease, disease, diseases, screenplay writer, screenplay writers, film plot, film plots
Not the target demographic
Tags:target demographic, target demographics, target, targets, demographic, demographics, aim, aiming, targeted, targeting, advertise, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, market, marketing, sale, sales, buy, sell, selling, commercial, commercials, tv, tvs, t.v., television, televisions, tv commercial, tv commercials, television commercial, television commercials, crap, stuff, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, too much stuff, enough, more than enough
"While I am targeting a certain clientele I also realize I'm a beggar and I can't be a chooser."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, clientele, customer, customers, retail, target customer, target customers, target clientele, targeting, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, picky, fussy, choosy, beggars can't be choosers, expression, expressions, poverty
"OK, now—this time for real!"
Tags:false start, false starts, miss, misses, missing, firing squad, firing squads, death penalty, capital punishment, death row, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, scare to death, scares to death, scaring to death, target, targets, targeting, targeted
'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'
"I'm sure they're not targeting you personally."
"When did the industry target you for smoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, smoking, tobacco, tobacco industry, big tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, tobacco advertising, tobacco industry, target, targets, targeting, targeted ads, targeted advertising, consumer, consumers, customer, customers
'Alright big guy, almost done.'
'Welcome to our Annual 'The Sales Goals Are Delusional' Party.'
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
Tags:turtle, turtles, sea turtles, sea turtle, missile, missiles, target missiles, north korea, test, target, targets, targeting, targeted, tests, testing, tested, launch, launching, launched, fishy behaviour, escape, escaped, risky history, lie, lied, lies, lying, liar, liars, call out, called out, calling out, calls out
Mr. Zip in Trouble
Tags:donald trump, trump, president trump, president donald trump, the donald, postal service, post, posts, usps, mail, mails, post, mail-in-vote, mail-in-voting, ballot, ballots, axe, axing, axed, axes, out to get, target, targeting, targets, targeted, national postal service, vote, votes, voting, voted, rig, rigs, rigging, rigged, election, elections, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, 2020 election, 2020 elections, destroy, destroys, destroying, destroyed
"You got a letter from MTV. They've been looking at the demographics, and they'd like you to come in for an audition."
The Dick Cheney Hunting Club
"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"
Tags:box, boxes, boxing match, boxing matches, strategy, strategies, bear, bears, gator, gators, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, safety tip, safety tips, weakness, weaknesses, weak spot, weak spots, target, targets, targeting, wild animal, wild animals, natural weakness, natural weaknesses, trainer, trainers, coach, coaches, coaching, move on, moves on, moving on, play dead, plays dead, playing dead, hit in the snout, punch in the snout, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating
"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"
'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'
A Hole in the Dike
Tags:archer, archery, bow and arrow, missed target, target, targets, targeting, hole, holes, leak, leaks, dike, dikes, dutch dike, dutch dikes, dam, dams, levee, levees, mistake, mistakes, the hero of haarlem, the boy and the dike, hans brinker, the silver skates, windmill, windmills, flood, flooding, floods, blame, blameless, consequences
'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'
"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"
'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'
"I don't mean to be a pest but you're part of my target demographic."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, clientele, customer, customers, retail, target customer, target customers, target clientele, targeting, target demographic, demographic, demographics, bothering, pest, pests, annoying
"It says I have to 'deliver a caring service commensurate with the resources allocated in policy protocols issued int eh patient care package'...nothing about taking you to the toilet."