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"Pie charts cost too much. So I ordered tart charts."
'Before you get dressed my nurse will administer a mild shock treatment.'
'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'
Fur coat and no knickers.
When Christmas goodies visit....
'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'
'Happy Valentine's Day!'
The Unusual Baker
'Yes, but is it tart?'
Chip shop blonde.
Till death do we part.
'That one's got a speech impediment -can't say 'no'!'
Bob Hope Entertains the Mars Rovers
'Don't you know anything about fashion Mavis? It's now trendy to show your knickers.'
"Oh no, it's far too tart"
"Just look at that old tart. The only cat on the block with whisker extensions."
The oldest swinger in town!
"You order the raspberry danish?"
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"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."
A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.
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