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'See? I told you he was real.'
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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"You're awfully tame this evening."
Tarzan Of The Cranes
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Chelsea of the Apes
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Tarzan The Musical
"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"
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Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.
Tarzan's trees being chopped down.
"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
Tags:tarzan, tax, taxes, tax day, tax days, write-off, write-offs, dependent, dependents, dependence, cheetah, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, claim, claims, claiming, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, 1040, 1040s, creative accounting, accountant, accountants, save money, saves money, saving money
"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."
'YOU Tarzan... ME Jane's attorney.'
"How is the vine-swinging lesson going, dear?"
Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing
'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'
Snowman of the Apes
T-Rex of the Apes
Teacher to jungle kid: 'Use your inside voice, Tarzan.'
"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"
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Tarzan of the Tapes
Tags:tarzan, workout, workouts, working out, workout video, workout videos, tape, tapes, videotape, videotapes, parody, parodies, exercise, exercises, exercising, home gym, home gyms, exercise gym, exercise gyms, leg lift, leg lifts, ape, apes, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, primatology, primatologist, primatologists
Walk-in Clinic and Climb up Clinic.
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"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, tarzan, tarzan of the, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spin off, spin-off, shave, plot hole, plot holes, plot, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists
'No, those chest pains don't mean you're having a heart attack. You're just thumping your chest too hard.'
'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'