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Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'
'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'
"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
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'You kids have it easy. When I was in college, you were beaten with a billy club.'
"Careful. That house has a taser."
Police Dog Training School: 'He's a runt, but he knows how to use a taser.'
Stun-gun target practice.
'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'
'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'
"Nobody is ever gonna believe this!"
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"Sorry. My new phone looks a lot like my stun gun."
Tags:stun gun, stun guns, weapon, weapons, self defence, self-defence, phone, phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart-phone, smart-phones, taser, tasers, self-defence, self defence, gadget, gadgets, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, concealed weapons license, concealed weapons licence
'In the top drawer of my desk there's a Taser. If I ever begin acting like your best friend instead of your parent, you have my permission to use it on me.'
"Hey, man - a taser is not a heckle."
To help enforce the new medical privacy laws, the pharmacists have been equipped with Tasers.
"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."
Santa's Reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen....Taser
Tags:taser, tasers, stun gun, stun guns, stun-gun, stun-guns, stungun, stunguns, reindeer, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, law enforcement, christmas eve, father christmas, conducted electrical weapon, conducted electrical weapons, cew, cews, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolph
"Why didn't you just TASE him?!!!"
"Paramedics are still 10 minutes out! This guys has no pulse! Gimme your TASER!"
Tags:taser, taser, tasers, defibrillators, heart attack, heart attacks, heart problems, resuscitate, resuscitation, resuscitation, cop, cops, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances, police officer, police officers, improvisation, improvisations, improvising, response time, response times, emergency, tase, tasing, cpr, defib, defibrillation, defibrillator, shock, heart, start, jump, jumpstart, save, life, live, living
Policeman with TASER tries to jump-start his car
Tags:taser, tasers, deputy, deputies, sheriff, sheriffs, jump start, jump starts, jump cable, jump cables, police department, police departments, police force, police forces, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, electroshock weapon, electroshock weapons, roadside assistance, car problem, car problems, breakdown, breakdowns
"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."
"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"
'OK, you've got your helmet, shield, kneepads, TASER, steel-toed boots,,, You're all set, Thanks for subbing on short notice, Mrs, Thomas'
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'Stop, or our drone will taser you.'