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'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'
"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'
"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."
"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."
Tags:task, lighting, light, tasks, candle, candles, chore, chores, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, mood, mood lighting, setting the mood, spice it up, no spark, stagnation, stale, middle aged, dead bedroom, low sex drive, unmotivated, candlelit, uninterested, platonic, not sexual, love, lover, lovers
"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."
"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"
"Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, office, office life, manager, manager, management, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, job, work, fire, firing, fired, test, tests, testing, special assignment, special assignments, assignment, assignments, task, tasks, special task, special tasks, unemployment, unemployed, severance, severance package, severance packages, severance pay, redundancy, redundancy package, redundancy packages, redundancy pay, human resources, hr, h.r.
'Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop putting things off.'
In and Out Box
Tags:in box, in boxes, out box, out boxes, sneaking, sneak, sneaker, sneakers, sneak out, slip out, surreptitious, sneaking out, slipping out, duck out, ducking out, escape, escaped, escaper, escapers, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overworked, overworking, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, avoiding work, in door, out door, in and out, in-and-out, file box, files, filing, tasks, task, to do, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastination, office life, office work, office, offices, worker, workers, employee, employees, coming out, come out
The First Multi-Tasker.
'It's not as easy as it looks.'
'I'm looking for a temp job to fill the gap between my indictment and incarceration.'
"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"
'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'
'The CFO wants it as soon as impossible.'
'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'
"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
Tags:new year, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, resolution, resolutions, task, tasks, list, lists, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, overachiever, overachievers, overachieve, overachieving, doer, doers, busy, hard worker, hard workers, promise, promises, goal, goals, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplish, accomplishing
"We finally found a use for all the low hanging fruit around here."
Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.
'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'
'At least it's steady work.'