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Bad Valentines Cards
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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
Tags:grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers
"I'll have the vegan chickpea 'omelette'-- and can I have some 'flavor' on the side?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, ordering, vegan, vegans, veganism, omelette, omelettes, chickpea, chickpeas, chickpea omelette, chickpea omelettes, side, sides, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, side dish, side dishes, bland, boring, tasteless, basic, moral, moral highground, moral highgrounds, benefit, benefits, environment, diet, diets, dieting
"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, taste, poor taste, unfashionable, fashion, style, personal appearance, personal style, personal taste, fashion sense, tasteless, tacky, gaudy, flashy, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes
Sugar free gum.
"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, passenger, passengers, airplane food, aeroplane food, flight, flights, long flight, long flights, bad food, bad foods, bad aeroplane food, bad airplane foods, jet-lag, jet-lagged, starving, starved, starves, starve, hungry, hunger, disgusting food, disgust, disgusted, disgusts, tasteless, chef, chefs, cook, cooks
"It's their idea of cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, kennel, kennels, pet, pets, pretentious, animal, animals, family, families, annoyed, annoying, personified, personification, doghouse, doghouses, coat of arms, cute, cuteness, symbol, symbols, symbolic, house, houses, dog house, dog houses, dog-houses, pretentiousness, tasteless, idea of cute, supposed to be, supposed
'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'
Tags:wolf, wolves, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, gristle, bone, bones, inedible, dog, dogs, wild dog, wild dogs, worthless, useless, tasteless, unappetizing, unappealing, free, frees, freedom, leave, leaves, left, leaving, eat, eats, eating, eater, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"When you don't bring much to the table, you compensate by what you wear."
Tags:office, offices, conference, conferences, business meeting, business meetings, conference room, conference rooms, clothing, clothes, fashion, tie, ties, neck tie, neck ties, gaudy outfit, tasteless, silly, compensate, compensation, compensating, compensates, overcompensation, overcompensate, overcompensating, overcompensated, extra, go overboard, overboard, lazy, laziness, nothing to offer, unhelpful, centre of attention, center of attention, attention, steal the spotlight, selfish, greedy
"You're charged with the class crime of hanging fuzzy dice from the rear-view mirror of your Rolls Royce."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, charge, charges, accused, accusation, accusations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, luxury car, luxury cars, fuzzy dice, fuzzy die, rear-view mirror, rear-view mirrors, decoration, decorations, class, social status, social class, class crime, low class, trashy, tacky, tasteless, low brow, uncultured
"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."
Tags:irony, ironic, buffet, buffets, all you can eat, all-you-can-eat, attraction, migrate, migration, immigration, immigrate, emigration, colony, colonise, colonised, colonisation, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, tasteless, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, happy thanksgiving, columbus, america, american, region, regions, regional, historical, american history, expect, expecting, expectation, expectations, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, eating, eating out
Mid century modern. Midwest boring
"Valentines for Adults"
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, realistic, realism, realist, romance, romantic, reasonable, reasonably, healthy relationships, healthy relationship, adult life, adulthood, adults, adulting
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
Tags:movie, film, hollywood, idea, bad, tasteless, tacky, lear, king lear, translation, translations, children's film, children's films, adaptation, adaptations, adapt, adapts, adapting, kids film, kids films, animated film, animated films, animated movie, animated movies, cartoons, hollywood, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, classic, classics, shakespeare, shakespearian, mankoff
"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."
"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."
Tags:redecorate, redecorating, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, no taste, tasteless, furniture, tastes, decorating, home, homes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, garish, garishness, show off, showing off, misguided, mistake, mistakes, fashions, trend, trends, following trends
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
Tags:health food, health foods, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, tasteless food, tasteless foods, tasteless, tastelessness, flavour, flavourless, flavor, flavorless, exercise, exercises, exercising, cardio, workout, workouts, working out, gym, gyms, gym membership, gym memberships, health nut, health nuts
"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."
"I'm afraid as a marketing strategy 'Two for One' doesn't work in the funeral business!"
Tags:management consultant, management consultants, funeral, funerals, offer, offers, tasteless, tastelessness, poor taste, funeral director, funeral directors, mortuary, mortuaries, coupon, coupons, two-for-one, 2-for-1, marketing, marketing, markets, funeral director, funeral directors, marketing genius, marketing geniuses
Goldilocks and the damn porridge.
"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."
Tags:apple, apple pie, apple pies, american, united states, soviet, soviets, red scare, red scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, hospital, hospitals, hospital food, hospital foods, bad food, bad foods, tasteless, tasteless food, communism, communist, communists, cheap, cheap food, cheap foods, inexpensive
"It's agreed. We'll teach them how to grow corn, but no one says a word about how to beat the house at Black Jack."
Tags:colony, colonise, colonised, colonisation, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, tasteless, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, happy thanksgiving, columbus, casino, casinos, blackjack, black jack, cards, card games, card game, beat the house, gamble, gambling, america, american, region, regions, regional, historical, american history
"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."
Tags:hollywood, movies, movie, film, films, script, scripts, language, word play, pretentious, writer, writers, office, offices, executive producer, executive producers, producer, producers, production, production company, earthquake, earthquakes, richter scale, review, reviewed, major earthquake, strong earthquake, damaging earthquake, film industry, flashy, tasteless, tacky, film maker, film makers, movie maker, movie makers, actor, actors, actress, actresses, act, acting, science, sciences, metaphor, metaphors, shake things up, shake it up, mix it up, change it up