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Tate Modern: Turbine Hall
They both regretted lying to the dating agency about an interest in art.
"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."
After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.
Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.
Cleaner sweeping up artwork in gallery.
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'Are you sure? Having a Stendhal Syndrome moment in Tate Modern is unheard of...'
Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."
Damien Hirst Detail
'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'
A Member of the Tate.
'The property comes complete with beautiful works of contemporary art.'
It's a call from Tate modern.
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
"So if you don't use oils or acrylics, what do you use?" (Artist using striped toothpaste).
Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)
"God I'm starving." Profound Thoughts from Tate Modern
"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."
Turner Prize - Art Restoration
"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"
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