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"I'm training him to jump through it."
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With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.
'What do you mean he got a C-minus on his report! I was up all night writing that thing!'
The Origins of Everything
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'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'
"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."
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'I have a very traditional approach to discipline.'
'I think your son shows aptitude for becoming a pollster. After each Math answer he writes 'plus or minus 10%.''
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Stricken by a sudden case of laryngitis, Mrs. Gurtley switches to autoteacher.
"Watch closely. This is how you write checks."
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The Five "W"'s.
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"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"
In-Service Seminars for Teachers
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"Ah, Miss Brimsley, I ask you: Which one of us has truly failed?"
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"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."
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'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'
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'If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you should know you can't teach him to parallel park.'
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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
'I thought 60 was the new 40?'
Man and dog.
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'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'
"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"
'I know you were elected class president...'
Cans of peas.