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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
"Quit makin' up constellations."
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Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop
'And what star sign are you?'
'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks. His moon was in Taurus!'
'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'
'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'
'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'
The Ford Taurus.
Daily horoscope: Taurus.
"Hello, what's your sign?"
Woman guessing an unusual looking man's star sign..'Taurean'
'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'
"What star sign am I?... Well, that depends. My body is Leo, my brain is Taurus, but in my heart I'm a Virgo."
"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."
"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."