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Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
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'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."
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"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'Someone must have called him yellow again.'
"It's for you."
'It's fine to sow some wild oats. Just make sure you finally get a harvest.'
'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'
"Oh come of it, Christopher, The world is flat, the beer is flat..."
It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…
'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
"Yeah, you have your white whale, but just try avenging a red laser dot."
"Got canned for calling in sick too often. I thought absence was supposed to make the heart grow fonder."
'That's only temporary. It becomes permanent when I pass the Bar exam.'
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
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"Don't think of it as covered with food stains, think of it as a 'Scratch and Sniff' menu."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, tavern, taverns, out to eat, eating out, dining out, waitress, waitresses, food, food server, food servers, waiting tables, menu, menus, scratch 'n sniff, scratch and sniff, bad excuse, bad excuses, excuse, excuses, messy, mess, messes, unsanitary, unhygienic, hygiene, clean, cleans, cleanliness
'Ever miss that feeling of being out of control?'
"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"
"Love, prosperity, and Eddie's tavern… Just around the corner."