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The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'
'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
Tags:tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax day, tax days, april 15, april 15th, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, ball pit, ball pits, fun, tedious, tedium, irs, internal revenue service, i.r.s., play area, play areas, recess, infantile, infantilizing, idea, ideas, solution, solutions
'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'
Tipping the I.R.S.
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Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, donating, charity, poverty, tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax deduction, tax deductions, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, taxman, taxmen, accounting, accountant, accountants, form 1040, gift, gifts, cash, cheque, cheques, check, checks
"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
"I guess the government spends most of our tax money on defense and the rest is just 'crazy money'."
'I miss the disposable income days.'
"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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Tags:muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, inspire, inspired, inspiring, tax, taxes, taxation, taxations, accountant, accountants, accountancy, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, book-keeper, book-keepers, financial crime, financial crimes, tax evasion, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax evader, tax evaders, tax avoiders, irs, inland revenue service, internal revenue service, hm revenue and customs
"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
Tags:health insurance, mandate, mandates, healthcare mandate, healthcare, obamacare, repeal, repeals, repealing, tax, taxes, taxing, penalty, penalties, superhero, superheroes, liability, liabilities, insurance company, insurance companies, tax day, tax days, tax season, paying taxes, american healthcare
"And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, tax, taxes, taxed, history, historic, caesar, augustus, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, government, governments, rich people, rich, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people
"Nice business climate we're having."
Tags:business climate, the weathers, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, the business climate, small talk, making small talk, boring conversation, boring conversations, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, economic environment, nice weather, businesses, business activity, tax, taxes, taxation, regulation, business regulation, good weather
'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."
Tags:wealth, wealthy, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, the one percent, 1%, rich, riches, elite, elitist, elitism, greed, greedy, class, high class, high society, high societies, tax, taxes, tax law, tax laws, tax policy, tax policies, tax the rich, tax cut, tax cuts, taxation, good mood, feeling good, happy, happiness, content, contentment, privilege, privileged
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
Tags:masterpiece, masterpieces, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, museum, museums, golden age, golden ages, tax deductible, tax deduction, tax deductions, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, tax return, tax returns, tax, taxation, taxing