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"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."
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"The best thing about untold wealth is that it can't be audited."
'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'
'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'
Penny Saved, Penny Earned.
"You are absolutely right! We have taxed you too high, but it's counterbalanced by the fine you get for pointing out our mistake."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."
'I sympathize with your wife having multiple personality disorder, but you can't claim each one as a dependent."
Tax Auditor door sign / Out to get you ? back in one hour.
'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'
'Sorry, you can't file a joint-return unless you're married!'
'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'
'We can try, but I don't think you can take a Mulligan on your taxes.'
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
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"Basically, what we're saying, Mr. Weber, is that it's not nice not to share."
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'We were going over some of your returns from a past life and...'
'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'
"Is this your first audit?"
Internal Revenue Service.
For those who seem to have everything.
'May I ask where you are taking me?