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"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"
"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?
A man flees the IRS to Shelter Island.
"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"
"Aw, shoot! There goes 'tax-free bagel Tuesdays'."
"I need protection under the Whistleblower Protection Act. I'm an NFL replacement ref."
Businessman switches his profit chart over when IRS comes for a visit.
'In, out, fiddling.'
'I've always gotten pleasure cheating on my income tax, but the creme de la creme is cheating via electronic filing.'
'I have only one deduction to make...you're lying!'
"Remember how sure you were nobody would notice how much you'd fudged on your deductions?"
"Judging from your creative tax return, old dogs can learn new tricks."
"I discovered this fantastic accountant, who knew all the angles, fot my tax liabilities down to almost nil, and even had the Inland Revenue owning me money. Unfortunately, the Inland Revenue discovered him shortly afterwards."